Let’s be honest — if doctors ever ran my labs, the results wouldn’t come back with A, B, AB, or O. They’d just circle “COFFEE” in bold and send me on my way with a refill.
Because for some of us, caffeine isn’t a drink. It’s a lifestyle choice.
The Morning Diagnosis
You know you’re one of us when:
- Your day doesn’t start until your cup does.
- You’ve stared into the coffee pot like it holds the answers to life’s hardest questions.
- You’ve told someone, “I’m fine,” but your mug said otherwise.
We’re not addicted. We’re committed.
And honestly? We’re holding this entire planet together one espresso shot at a time.
Coffee in the Veins, Chaos in the Brain
They say blood is thicker than water — but have they tried a double-shot latte?
We’ve evolved beyond hydration. Our red blood cells now come infused with caramel drizzle and oat milk foam.
Some of us are Type A — anxious, ambitious, and fueled by iced lattes.
Some of us are Type B — black coffee, bold opinions, and no patience before 10 a.m.
And the rest? Definitely Type C — chaotic, caffeinated, and capable of conquering the world (after our second cup).
United by the Bean
Here’s the truth: coffee isn’t just our wake-up call — it’s our connection.
It’s how strangers become regulars, how coworkers become friends, and how we survive Mondays that refuse to end.
Coffeinds was built for that exact tribe — the ones who laugh too loud, sip too often, and somehow make caffeine look like character development.
We’re not just drinking coffee. We’re living it.
Final Sip
So here’s to the jittery, the sarcastic, the overworked, and the over-caffeinated.
To everyone whose veins run espresso and whose heart beats to the rhythm of a milk frother.
You’re not crazy — you’re caffeinated.
And that’s a completely valid lifestyle choice.
Join the Brew Crew
If your blood type’s coffee too, wear it proudly.
Grab the “My Blood Type Is Coffee” Hoodie and join the caffeinated class of Coffeinds —
because we’re all United by the Bean.
